Danger Dogs Recipe
Manfood lazy. Manfood so lazy that Manfood not even want to write recipe. But Manfood really want you to try danger dogs recipe for July 4th light boom in sky celebration. Danger dogs vendor are found throughout LA for example Walk of Fame on Hollywood Boulevard or outside Staples Center after Clippers game. These muy muy yum yum hot dogs known for danger to health, as street vendor is mostly no legit and unlicensed for food selling. This mean health inspector not come check hot dog cart for cockroaches and wash hands after peepee. And also if you eat danger dog every day you probably die in one day. Intriguing how simple danger dog has meaning on so many level! However, if you can track danger dog vendor down, it is cheap and best tasting street dog in LA. Unfortunately, po-po has been cracking down on these shady entrepreneurs, so danger dogs is rarer and rarer sighting.
But fortunate for you, Manfood has overcome laziness to give you perfect danger dog recipe for July 4th BBQ so you can make your own and not worry if you going live to see sun next day.
Danger Dogs Recipe
Ingredients
Yield: 8 hot dogs

- 8 hot dog wieners
- 8 hot dog buns
- 8-16 bacon strips
- 1 onion
- ketchup
- mustard
- mayonnaise
Directions
- If you want to live dangerously and eat a real danger dog, you can skip this step. Otherwise, you may consider boiling the hot dog to make sure it’s cooked. Note that danger dog vendors bypass this step and nobody has died from eating a danger dog’ yet.
- Completely wrap a hot dog wiener with 1-2 strips of bacon. Danger dog vendors come well-prepared with bacon pre-wrapped hot dogs for quick grill to order action.
- Chop some rings of onion to grill alongside the hot dog cramped-vendor-cart-style.
- Grill the bacon wrapped hot dog until the bacon turns a crispy brown.
- While it’s cooking, put the hot dog bun right on top of the hot dog. This way you can soak up some of the greasy bacon goodness and heat the buns at the same time. Don’t skip this step, this is how it’s done.
- When the bacon is cooked, the onions and buns will be done too. Put it all together.
- Top it all off with generous portions of ketchup, mustard, and lots of mayonnaise.
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